Ordained

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There are plenty of preachers in the world, and most of them want to do good, I think. However, there are lots of frauds as well. You know the guy. He preaches about a poor carpenter from Galilee, after he steps off a million dollar private jet. He tells your mom to send him her social security check, so that he can afford another three thousand dollar suit. Even worse, he wants more than money. What he really wants is control of you— your time, your relationships, your very independence. Total devotion. This song is about that guy. The cult-leader guy. Fuck that guy.  

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There are plenty of preachers in the world, and most of them want to do good, I think. However, there are lots of frauds as well. You know the guy. He preaches about a poor carpenter from Galilee, after he steps off a million dollar private jet. He tells your mom to send him her social security check, so that he can afford another three thousand dollar suit. Even worse, he wants more than money. What he really wants is control of you— your time, your relationships, your very independence. Total devotion. This song is about that guy. The cult-leader guy. Fuck that guy.  

There are plenty of preachers in the world, and most of them want to do good, I think. However, there are lots of frauds as well. You know the guy. He preaches about a poor carpenter from Galilee, after he steps off a million dollar private jet. He tells your mom to send him her social security check, so that he can afford another three thousand dollar suit. Even worse, he wants more than money. What he really wants is control of you— your time, your relationships, your very independence. Total devotion. This song is about that guy. The cult-leader guy. Fuck that guy.